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The H1N1Virus

How did the pig cross the road? The swine flu. Some 40,000 people die in the USA from influenza every year and as many as 500,000 worldwide. The real killer on the planet is the automobile: over a million people died in vehicle fatalities last year – over 150 million injuries. The new world health authorities closed down Toronto in 2003 where 23 people died of SARS. How sorry do you feel for the Mexicans as the glutinous  press continues to spread unnecessary panic about H1N1? Influenza is a RNA virus which kills hundreds of thousands of people every year worldwide. As far as we know, life itself has a 100% mortality rate and 57 million people die every year, (approximately four million from smoking related diseases),  whereas SARS had less than a 10 per cent fatality rate; the flu, much less than that.

You’re thinking, shut up man, the WHO know what they’re doing.

Think back to Toronto in 2003; multiply that crisis by a 100 then reduce Toronto’s wealth by a 1000 factor. Get the Mexicans for their government corruption, for their wave of violent crime, even for their liberal Catholicism, but the flu? Does anyone in the Keynesian Fourth Estate realize how many people in Mexico on the margins will suffer or even die because of the economic impact produced by the media-created panic? Mexico is hurting.

The oligarches of the New Ancien Régime care nothing for the Third Estate. What of the hundred or so people who have died of H1N1? It’s a .00000003 percentage of the human race. Think for an instant on my side, millions and millions of people die every year. If only the new ruling class had to economically suffer along with the Mexicans . . . these are overweight white men with beards closing down a whole country of Hispanics desperately dependent on tourism. In 2009 regular Mexican moms and dads will not be able to afford the medicines and foodstuff for their kids and innocent children will die in the thousands all because the big feet walking have the power to do it and didn’t bother to find any other way except to spread hysteria.

No, that doesn’t make sense. You can feel their love. How could hate be hid under the moniker of peace, love and understanding?

H1N1 is not a conspiracy, it’s a scam, and here’s how it works: doctors with small penises elect to go out and get really large ones: they join a public health organization and do non-profit work and then get on the worldwide public gravy train. They are already a part of the Second Estate; they have real political power over the globe, especially at the UN and in maladjustive societies like Mexico. They’re making their presence felt; some people could call them imperialistic but they don’t care because their substitute penises are quite large. When they call a press conference to expose themselves, the meat-eaters come in hoards to photograph their impressive pornographic conceits, and also for the press’ own 24/7 multi-media frenzy-feeding back home in La-La Land. The public health officials spread the word about the most recent pandemic.

My colleagues and I are exceedingly important, they announce, and Mexicans really aren’t. We love you and do this for your own protection. Without us, people would never have evolved for millions of years and built up incredible immune systems to fend off viruses like the flu. Don’t panic. It’s only Level Three, although, tomorrow, it might be Level Four, the next day quite possibly Five, and maybe soon, complete world domination, DEFCON Level Six. Isn’t life great if you’re part of  the Second Estate? Don’t doubt us, we have power and we’ll justify politicians around the world using political coercion because of the flu . . . the damn flu.

Really, it’s a deadly virus like 28 Days Later; anyway, we’re taking over. If you don’t trust your government, maybe you’re a right-wing kook and deserved to be quarantined with the flu victims? We have bonafide lawyers licensed by the state – wait a minute, we’re licensed by the state as well – who can make it all legal the same as Dick Cheney’s lawyers made torture legal in America. You can’t stop it and don’t mess with us. You have no idea. Let me just stress in closing, we really do love you and god bless.

Now, here we stand at a crossroads for the New Ancien Régime and all the destruction in man. I have seen love, and this is not it. They don’t hold a candle to love; they don’t care. They’re braggadocios. They're destroying Mexico for reasons of power. They are the ones who will save the world for the First Estate, the Military Industrial Complex: the right to earn a living at war. Tomorrow? More war. The war against poverty, drugs, terror . . . the swine flu, yeah, wait for the war against the common cold.

What the hell are you saying?

Saying? That it’s the flu. Breath in and whip some Wilbur on your Weber. 
 

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